Missed me my sass-to-class readers?
I know I know, I’ve committed a serious violation of not putting up blog posts. I’ve been advised to slow down and not burn out.
Teen Choice Awards 2014. Can’t believe that they still give out those surf board trophies! The last time I watched this awards was years ago.
First the front. Now the back! Now men can have fantasies of what it’ll be like to have a grab of Nicki Minaj’s artificial outrageous booty.
Someone suggested to me that I should try and go on dating sites. Then her and another colleague made a joke that they will set me up for a date with someone via the WORLD WIDE WEB (Optimus Prime voice).
Did it happen? Erm nah. Glad it didn’t because you never know whether some of these fellas want to have one-stands or simply kill you.
OKCupid have confessed to the world of manipulating their users data. In others words, making matches that don’t work…Oh I don’t know, I don’t use dating sites. Facebook also admitted about their psychological testing on users. Guess that site isn’t the ‘book of the face’ anymore.
Fast forward from life after girl group Parade…
The sun is setting, three days has passed and the official trailer of “Fifty Shades Of Grey” is out.
I can see many women forcing their partners to go and watch the trailer on Valentine’s Day next year.
Now, keep your cool ladies…
Now the main characters are Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, who’ll play the main roles of Christian Grey and Anastacia Steele. Rita Ora (yes the singer) is having her first shot in acting, as she’ll play the role of Christian Grey’s sister Mia. Other actors to be recognized with in the movie are:
- Luke Grimes as Elliot, Christian’s brother
- Victor Rasuk as José, Anastasia’s close friend
- Eloise Mumford as Kate, Anastasia’s best friend and roommate;
- Marcia Gay Harden as Dr. Grace Trevelyan Grey, Christian’s mother;
- Max Martini as Taylor, Christian’s bodyguard
- Callum Keith Rennie as Ray, Anastasia’s stepfather
- Jennifer Ehle as Carla, Anastasia’s mother
- Dylan Neal as Bob, Carla’s husband
Even E.L James contributed to the remake of the movie unto the silver screen! Alongside directors Sam Taylor-Johnson, producers Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti as well as screenplay writer Kelly Marcel.
The battle has commenced.
Black people are going head to head against the racism confusion by the people who orchestrated it in the first place. Starting their first battleground to equal liberation of justice is music.
As referenced to by a few writers reporting the subliminal slow whitewashing of Black music and culture, we can conclude that THIS IS HAPPENING. Take that breaking news than watching a celebrity’s sex tape.
Meanwhile, many Black folks are deluded into the silly things of reality shows that continue to play on our stupidity. Afterall, they can afford to buy the fashion but can’t have a constructive conversation, without blows, guns and pulling of weaves. I mean my people, do you really need to drown yourself into the propaganda of ‘ratchetness’ and gossip?
Most women got this book. So it’s no wonder that these women are excited about the OFFICIAL trailer coming out this Thursday.
“Fifty Shades of Grey” will presumably be in some women’s ‘secret pleasure’ archive.
Beyonce placed this quick visual on her instagram; as the trailer featured an edit soundtrack of her first mash it “Crazy In Love” # Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, ooh nah nah nah #.
Don’t worry ladies, just another three days (roughly)…
Although to be honest, I thought we humans are the sex-toys, because each gender have opposite features with genitals to match. Guess many #superfreaks like the weird-kinky sex of the toys, fantasy, roleplay and latex.
#super freak, super freak, super freaky…#
Pray that the three days is a whizz.